More I Hate Bend poems....
Roses are red
Dirt is brown
I hate Bend
It makes me frown.
A Haiku... (how do you spell high-koo?)
Bend is dry and brown
Everyone's rich or a snob
It makes my nose bleed
A Limerick... (how do you spell lim-rick?)
In the desert, there's a town called Bend
Where everyone is rude, not a friend
There are gun racks and Subaru's and frogs
That cougar in the tree wants your dog
mmhmm.
there you go.
4 Comments:
janni laine is basically awesome.
here is my "i hate bend" poem;
'JANNI LAINE GET YOUR BUH TOOTIE BACK HERE.'
thank you.
reminds me of the poems that the poet in big fish wrote about spectre.
You aren't done posting. Get busy lady!
My Sister lives in Bend. She totally loves it. I like it too. What is wrong with it? If Gabe could transfer there I would totally move to Bend.
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