When I grow up, I'm going to be a grown up.

Monday, July 18, 2005

My assignment from Rebecca Marie

So, Rebecca Marie told me to write 100 things about myself quite a while ago. Well, I found it this morning. AND made the mistake of telling her that I found it. Then the threat came. Post it. Or she'll make up 100 things about me and post it for me.

I love my Rebecca Marie.

Here we go.

1. I was an Avon lady and my favorite part was the samples.
2. I like to sit in front of a fire until my skin itches and is hot to the touch.
3. I like (really really like) razor blades.
4. Scary and witch movies are my favorite. I don't see sad movies.
5. My favorite shape is a star.
6. Black is my favorite color to wear, blue to look at.
7. I have 9 tattoo's. I think 10 will be the magic number. Maybe 12.
8. I like dragonflies because they are beautiful ~ and mean.
9. I wish I was a vampire. (the beautiful part, not the blood part)
10. I love the sound of a hot rod. LOVE.
11. I love loud angry music.
12. I HATE QUICHE.
13. I like to pick off acrylic nails as much as putting them on.
14. I see dead people.
15. I still sleep with my bear.
16. I like soda after the ice is amost gone. "Pop water"
17. I love to snoop.
18. I have a magazine problem.
19. I have been in love 3 times. Only once was nice. Still is.
20. I printed out the application for extremem makeover, but knew they'd roll their eyes.
21. I pick at things compulsively.
22. Going to Target and buying prizes makes me happy.
23. If I didn't know how old I was, I'd guess 25.
24. Sometimes I hate being told I'm beautiful because it hasn't made a difference.
25. I sing along. I don't care who hears or sees.
26. I have a son. But I don't know what the hell I'm doing.
27. Strappy sandals make me feel sassy.
28. 3 is my favorite number. I hate 11.
29. I love blankeys. I have them everywhere.
30. I wish I was a coctail person. I'm working on it.
31. I'd like to write something before I'm done.
32. I love my sister unconditionally.
33. I had a miscarriage. I was shocked I was pregnant and relieved I wasn't!
34. Snow used to make me happy. Now it makes me feel trapped.
35. I think Jack Skellington is a cool cat. Bone Daddy.
36. I like the smell of nail polish and remover.
37. I like to knit and crochet. But not for myself.
38. I eat Taco Time even tho I know I'll be sick.
39. I hate almost everybody. Almost.
40. I like being short.
41. Chips and cheese is my favorite food. Then fondue.
42. The one time I offered my hand first for a handshake, I was turned down (they said they had a cold...). I will never do it again.
43. I have memories I would erase if I could.
44. I resent the day to day tasks of being an adult.
45. I can still do the splits.
46. I can wear red lipstick. Makes the boys act funny.
47. I enjoy the whole process of drinking coffee.
48. Pink highlighters are my favorite. Not yellow.
49. I'm really mean.
50. Renting movies and sitting on my ass for hours is the best.
51. I shouldn't be allowed in the bathroom alone with hair color or shears.
52. I liked wearing glasses a lot more when I didn't have to.
53. I have worn Bonne Belle 'Express-Yo-Self' lipgloss for years.
54. Boy shorts and beaters make me feel sexy.
55. I love hairy chests. Not gorilla. Just nice.
56. Smell is the memory that lasts longest for me.
57. I am a remote commando.
58. I think breasts are beautiful. I get it.
59. I count things. A lot.
60. My heart is too fragile for this world.
61. My memory for faces and names is CIA worthy. But I pretend not to know people.
62. I love to bake. But I don't like baked goods.
63. People tell me their secrets. Even strangers. All the time.
64. I wish I watched and understood football.
65. Song writers amaze me and touch my heart. A good song can wreck me.
66. I used to throw Rebecca Marie's cat at the dog. Muffin didn't like it, but Lady did.
67. I love to play platform games. Sonic, Mario, Crash. Love them.
68. I make amazing home made chicken pot pie, and macaroni and cheese. Really.
69. I hate chocolate chip cookies and watermelon.
70. Dark stormy blue-gray eyes are my favorite.
71. 71 is the year I was born.
72. I could spend hours looking at and picking at my face.
73. I like going to the beach, but don't like walking on the sand.
74. If I could afford to buy a new wardrobe, I'd have a hard time choosing between Stevie Nicks and Ellen DeGenerous.
75. WT was my first real kiss and after sticking his tongue in my mouth, he asked if I was trying to "french" him.
76. For every thing I say, there are 10 I didn't.
77. Hypnotize by Notorius BIG is one of my top 10 favorite songs.
78. My home made butter toffee gives people the grips.
79. If you hate me, buy me black hills gold or heart shaped jewelry.
80. I think Bette Davis is scary and was probably the devil.
81. Some days I'm prettier than everyone. Some days I'm uglier.
82. "It's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all" is bullshit.
83. I tell Rebecca Marie everything. Even if I swear I won't.
84. I didn't cry when Grandpa Harry died because I hated him. I didn't cry when Grand dad Jack died because I love him.
85. I hate that I can't be best friends with boys.
86. Realistically, I have 2 feet of scars on my body.
87. I'm not patient. People think I am. I'm not.
88. I like my feet and love a cute pedicure.
89. I'm very messy.
90. NO GOOBIES! (pulp) I don't drink debris.
91. Marilyn Manson's greatest hit's CD is my favorite.
92. I'm obsessed with my eyebrows.
93. I've had my navel pierced twice. I like to get pierced.
94. My tubes are tied. But I'd have Boo from Monster's Inc.
95. I don't recover from broken hearts.
96. I love VH1 specials. I still watch MTV.
97. I love jewels. I have a small treasure chest filled with real gemstones.
98. My son breaks my heart.
99. My husband is crazy about me.
100. No one knows my deepest darkest secret. I'll take it
to the grave.

Well, that's what I came up with.

You should try it. Even if it DOES get personal. If nothing else
we should at least be personal.